(rhymes with galaxy)


This is Gallaty.com. I’m sure you’re just losing your mind now that you’ve found this wondrous piece of the internet. Please try to control yourself, take off your shoes, and please watch out for roving weasels. We are weasel friendly and they are allowed to roam freely.

My name is April (I have gray hair). I am married to Damon (He has a gray beard). We live in Oregon.

We are owned by one cat named Prajna, enjoy goth industrial and heavy metal music while sipping the finest in merlots dispensed from only the fanciest of cardboard boxes.

I have no idea what I’m doing with my life. I want to grow up to be a comedian someday, I guess?

I suffer from the phenomenon Lethologica quite often and it drives me insane.

Got something to say to me? Email me, reply to me on one of the blog posts, or hit me up on social media. I’m very quick to reply.