This is I’m sure you’re just losing your mind now that you’ve found this wondrous piece of internet.  Please try to control yourself, take off your shoes, and please watch out for roving weasels. We are weasel friendly and they are allowed to roam freely.

April (hair) and Damon (no hair)
April (hair) and Damon (no hair)

My name is April (I have purple hair). I am married to Damon (He has no hair). We live in Oregon.

Fatsy looking irritated and Prajna is so bored she's comatose.
Fatsy looking irritated and Prajna is so bored she’s comatose.

We have two cats and enjoy goth industrial and heavy metal while sipping a fine merlot dispensed from only the fanciest of cardboard boxes.

I have no idea what I’m doing with my life. If I figure it out, I’ll post it here. *shrugs*

I suffer from the phenomenon Lethologica quite often and it drives me insane.

I used to do podcasts. I have the old archives of those days saved hereI do warn you, the old podcasts are not family friendly in the least.

I have plans for a new podcast.  It’ll be coming soon!

I was a web developer once. I’m not doing that anymore. Don’t contact me about it. I am really trying to focus on other things right now.

I have the lofty goal of creating a family photo album on this site. I took on the task of being the family photo keeper and I’ve digitized quite a bit of my mom’s old family photos.  I have them filed away but want to share them. I have a lot more that I need to get scanned so I can put them online somewhere for family to find if they want them.

Got something to say to me? Email me (april at gallaty dot com) or reply to me on one of the blog posts or hit me up on social media. I’m very quick to reply.